Metroid Shooter: Samus 0086

These will be the "reference" colors for a 'perfect' mario. Their manuals could be spot printed, but your right in thinking almost everything else printed for him would be CMYK. Also keep in mind that Mario's actual location is in merchandising and digital, where they're not bound to CMYK/ Spot Inking.

I think it has more to do with age. Games weren't five dollars a pop when I was playing as a kid.

Who buys a game and plays it just once though?

Okay, me these days, but there was definitely a time where I could stretch out a single game with a few hours of campaign over a mind numblingly long amount of time.

my preferred source for audiobooks: Youtube. Almost every audiobook I've ever wanted to listen to I have found on YouTube.

The biggest issue with this exercise is the nature of the barge itself; a hollow exposed scaffolding.

Real warships have material conditions to maintain water tight integrity and to shrug off damage better. Every hatch, water tight door, and scuttle below the waterline and a fair amount topside are shut and secured,…

You can't get planes in the air during a transit. Aircraft Carriers need to be traveling at the right speed in the right direction to get the right wind on their decks, which you just can't do in the Straight of Hormuez.

So, should we just go and tell Disney to lay off the Mickey Mouse?

Everyone expects Pikachu, hell, if I was going to buy a Pokemon fighting game I'd expect there to be Pokemon's most iconic color.

And I think Pikachu's willingness to slim up sends a great message in the face of today's childhood obesity epidemic. Fuck…

Yeah, too bad his career is dead.

That's why dry comedy is best when combined with well timed dick jokes.

My problem is that Monty Python was funny when Monty Python did it...

...and has never been and never will be funny when anyone else does, references, or copies it ever.

Making a quip about someone heritage involving rodents and berries should be grounds for the death penalty.

They say his show is "Souper"

Work on the delivery.

"I went to see Messiah Musical Act 1 on Christmas. Ended on a bit of a cliffhanger, Act 2 usually comes out in spring but they keep changing the date every damn year."

That jokes all the delivery and the audience.

Best told in a bar, with a tonal shift from joy to abject bitterness.

If you can't laugh at your own joke, why are you telling it.

real Rule 6: Don't laugh at your own joke when you know it's fallen flat.

Between this and Abridged, DBZ is better in the hands of the fans.

I AM AN ADULT.

Beast me to it.

I stopped going to those sites after someone put up a job that was something like $30 for 13 illustrations...

Thirding this, this will be the first time I actually beat MM.