Children - lock up your fathers!

I always preferred Samantha's, or maybe Charlotte's.

Performance art: still shitty.

I think that's Jenna Jameson.

There was actually something worth reading on The Ringer?

RIP Ass Dan

Now what am I going to put my dick in?

Jenna Loves Milo, the long-awaited sequel to Jenna Loves Rocco.

And justified?

He just needs time to grow into his job of being a pop star. Give him a chance.

I thought he was the amalgamation of every racist, sad alcoholic uncle in America.

A sentient Jimmy Dean Sausage breakfast sandwich.

Pu4ge

If you can't be yourself, be Batman Sisqó.

City officials can already be seen stripping copper from the arenas to sell on the black market.

If we get the 2024 Olympics I'm vacationing somewhere overseas during those weeks.

One of Trump's "selling points" was that he was a business man who could apparently "fix" our rebounding/growing economy. Economic protests and corporate activism are high-profile ways to show how idiotic his and Republicans' ideas are.

A mix of fear, entitlement, and unearned privilege.

Steve Bannon misreads the title as Jewbreaker and rushes to invest in the project.

Come for the Shamrock Shake, stay for the inadvertent sex toy.