How'd it get permed?! How'd it get PERMED?!

Great Gatsby references, 90s rappers, this is really cutting edge stuff here.

Pacific Rim: Butt Stuff

My gf and I couldn't wrap our heads around that either, and I was also wondering if her daughter was some form of hallucination. We were fortunate enough to attend a screening that featured a Q+A with Ford after, and he said one of the reasons he chose Gyllenhaal and Adams was that he wanted actors that could…

"It stinks!"

Eat its flesh, and drink its blood. Super chill.

Just don't grow one, or you'll look like a terrorist, or worse—a liberal.

Rookie move. Everyone knows you don't really get high till the second time.

Sony sure knows how to pick 'em. Can't wait to see the piss-poor, tone-deaf marketing they'll roll out for this one.

Fuck Me, Fuck Me, Fuck Me, Tim is being kept by Apple's CEO for private reasons.

All it needs is a picture of Mike Joyce on the other side.

They'll just find someone/something else to blame.

"West is currently in the care of his wife, Kim Kardashian…" that phrase doesn't inspire confidence.

She's my prequel (slap) she's my sequel (slap) she's my prequel (slap) she's my sequel (slap)

You could say the same thing (gag) about our new president. Way to go red state America!

Surgeon General

Cool story, bro: I once saw Master P shopping at a Party City on Ventura Blvd.

"Netflix + Kill" by Ellen and the Degenerates had me in tears this morning. Blessings, AV Club, I think everyone needs a good laugh right now.

And these portions!

TNT (Tits n' Tits)