I'd love to find out that the Trumps all secretly signed the change.org petition after finding out what a pain in the ass running the country is.

I agree with you completely. But sadly I think it's reflective of a problem with the Democrats in that they have difficulty communicating the benefits of their policies in simple, effective ways that speak to shall we say, less informed or sophisticated audiences.

But what was Hillary's message? "I'm not Donald Trump, vote for me." What if you like Donald Trump? Or secretly don't think he's really that bad? Then what? Trump had a simple, compelling (albeit bullshit) story to tell people: Make America Great Again. Who doesn't want that?

@Baulderstone:disqus This x1000. And stuff like this is why I'm a registered independent despite voting Democrat and considering myself a progressive. In an already bitterly partisan atmosphere that saw voters sick of politics as usual to think that trotting out Hillary Clinton, one of the most polarizing politicians…

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer writing my phone number on a truck stop bathroom stall.

Haven't seen this in a while, but isn't this one of those football movies that features a brutal, career-ending hit on every play? Like, they wouldn't be able to finish the game/practice because everyone would be in traction?

Ah, yes - but which of his many scarves is the guilty party! Dun dun dun!

"a businessman (Depp, apparently) getting murdered on a train and the many strangers onboard who could’ve done it." Probably anyone who's had to sit through one of his recent movies. Cause of death: strangulation by scarf.

That would be ideal because we're going to need some water. Hawaii can join us, too!

Native Californian here. There's an organization (still small at this point) called Yes California that's working to get succession on the ballot in 2018.

John, I appreciate your view, but football, to me, represents a lot of what's wrong with America: empty, dogmatic patriotism; a macho culture that tolerates bad behavior as long as the perpetrator is seen as a "winner"; a ruthless corporate culture that ditches cities and players the second they outlive their…

Social media is a pox on humanity.

How does one 'keep it crispy'?

As a native Californian, I totally support this. Maybe we can become British Columbia south.

No one can log into their AV Club accounts.

I had to set up a new account with my work email.