Notice the singular "tooth."

Fun(?) Fact: I used to consider a fifth of Irish whiskey a single serving.

The inherent anarchy of ellipses and carets (and unclosed parenthicals

Exclamation points are not punk.

"Degrees" was too easy. I missed that because I talked myself out of the clue writers offering such a layup for the final Double Jeopardy clue.

They play a lot of Screaming Trees songs.

"The Big Broadcast" was a joke about Bing Crosby's mom breaking her leg.

You want edgy? Try a Live Morning Zoophilia Show instead.

Compromise: Put Donal Logue in the Supergirl costume.

I'd expect Dowd to give the apology a C+.

Sad.

How can you say anything remotely positive about Adam Sandler after Pixels portrayed digitally rendered yellow sex jokes in such a poor light?

Most years, I ask "Who would ever want to watch that movie?" when the best picture is named. Seriously, who thrilled at the idea of sitting through The King's Speech?

The whole of Pet Week will build to a twist/punchline that the AVC Commentariat consists of rats in Sean O'Neal's Skinner Box (http://www.simplypsychology….

Plus, what about all the hairless Star Wars characters? Your Sarlaacs, Hutts, Binkses and Lobots? A.V. Club is a practical cabal of hirsutists.

Johnny Unitas: Now there's a haircut you can set your watch to!

"Long Suffering" + "Masters of Sex" = Extreme BDSM

Strange But True: Weaves were rare during the 1980s and 1990s. As big as those actresses' hair got, it was really their hair. The time and dedication needed to achieve that growth and then the styling was impressive misplaced.

KOLCHAK DON'T SURF!

Racist [edit: not really]