I finally watched Gone Girl about a week ago. Even knowing the twist, I found the movie really good. Who knew Affleck could still act, that an actress named Coon does not specialize in blackface, or that NPH could channel AVC's own commentor Neil Poon Handler?

Are you passive-aggressive Billy Ray Cyrus posting this?

No one's def for Moleman.

*cues clip to play on loop*

Who ever remembers T.S. Eliot is American? Next you'll tell me Ezra Pound was born the U.S.

I guess you could say Go Set is …

Rhonda Rousey as Xen-two?

Easy fix: This Is Gay Minions XXX

Gendered or not, Minions look awfully insertable.

Or Buddha

Great. Now I have a Wounded Knee from slapping it so hard at that joke.

Pointing out non-racism makes you the real racist, @Dikachu:disqus.

How?

Such a uniquely ingratiating-yet-grating voice Alex Rocco had. Speaking with him on the phone must have been an unalloyed aural delight.

No one's questioning your depravity, @avclub-da8b6898c97db5ff0de5c5b45bf96a74:disqus.

There are worse ways to go than getting shot through the eye while receiving a deep-tissue massage. At least you're relaxed, and death comes instaneously.

The list of socially awkward billionaire is fairly long — Gates, Zuckerberg, that nebbishly Twitter guy, automaton Elon Musk …

I still miss Ben & Kate.

She sure doesn't look like a donut eater.

Sexist guys Sexy gays suck, science says.