Pointing to the reality that ESPN's core audience needs to learn respect for gender differences more than any other group of Americans. Yes, I'm saying younger male football fans are generally terrible people.

Roman Catholicism makes perfect sense. We even have a big book of questions and answers called the Catechism (http://www.catholicity.com/…. Even when the answer seem implausible, it provides great comfort to know answers exist at all.

Nice third Legos.

The Lego Sarlacc Pit is just a canister of loose bricks with the lid removed.

Reasonable Conversation Starter: Woody Allen is one skeevy, pervy emeffer. I have to wonder what stops him from making straight up child porn.

Owning up is fine, I guess, but somebody really should have stopped the casting before it began.

We should probably consider ourselves lucky that no O.J.-Kris Jenner sex tape exists to get resurrected as a plot point for this miniseries.

I've watched every episode of Orphan Black since the series' debut three years ago. I still often forget that all the female leads are played by the same actress. Maslany owns acting in a way no one ever has.

Outstanding Lead Actress In A Drama Series: Tatiana Maslany, Orphan Black

Pluto really is a Mickey Mouse planetoid.

The Eagles are being recognized for their heoric actions during the Battle of the Five Armies and at the gates of Gondor.

Sort of related: A reporter today asked President Obama if he would rescind Cosby's Presidential Medal of Freedom. For what my opinion's worth (and I voted for Obama twice): Cosby keeps his Freedom Medal if Obama keeps his Nobel Peace Prize. Everyone should be equal in eyes of karmic irony.

Depp's?

At this point, could Depp open a jar of pickles, let alone a prestige film?

Salma Hayek is Mexican (with a Hungarian surname, keeping that unplaceable Eastern European thing Trump has) and a billionaire by marriage. Think NBC could land her as host?

You think death's gonna stop a trouper like Twitty?

ALT: "Ladies and gentlemen: Mr. Conway Twitty."

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50 Cent needs the work after filing for Chapter 11 last week.

"Confederate Battle Flag Flag" focus-grouped much better.