“Hey guys, check out my new Mustang!”

I’m waiting for my Ford Mustang F350-E King Ranch Fastback.

I’ll hold out for the Ford Mustang Super Duty GT with the flat plane electric motor.

Ford Mustang Mustang

They should get Mark Walberg to pitch it. Then he could be called the

It actually destroys brand equity when you misuse a brand. 

Except this isn’t the same thing at all. Porsche is a maker, Mustang is a specific vehicle. It would be like Porsche calling the Macan the “911 Cross Sport” or something. 

Mach-E auto... get it?

How do we convince Dad’s to buy an electric crossover?

I can't wait for the Ford Mustang Ecosport, the Ford Mustang Escape, the Ford Mustang Edge, the Ford Mustang Explorer, the Ford Mustang Transit, the Ford Mustang Transit Connect, the Ford Mustang F150, the Ford Mustang F150 Raptor, and the Ford Mustang Mustang.

The parable about “watering down the soup” has apparently been heard by zero people in the Ford board room.

Ah shit. They did the thing. They couldn’t just let it be its own car. It’s gotta be called Mustang.

I have an idea for how to fix Nissan: Autoplay ads on the infotainment screen.

Come work for Tesla, our suicide nets are made out of velvet!

Considering we’re talking about China here, both certainly apply. The only benefit you need to keep Chinese slave labor from unionizing is the promise of a softer landing when they throw themselves out a window.

It’s sad - sad - that they tried to build that truck in a shithole like “Lordstown”, like that’s even a country.

I was going to say exactly the same thing.  $25k for a sedan that looks like this is absolutely remarkable, it’s not stunning but it’s got damned refined lines and definitely hits way above its weight class.  Color me impressed.

Found the Hyundai fanatic. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)