I too want anti-pedestrian reactive armor.

A Slurpee cup. 

Yeah like who’s this “Michael Schumacher” character anyway?

And Brad is the one doing the taking. 

The Onion has actually become America’s Finest News Source.

“I'm shot! Someone go check if gun battles are prohibited by the Bylaws!”

What’s are the emissions if we shot him from a cannon back and forth?

SpaceX Wants To Send Tourists On A Space Walk Without An Airlock

Yeah, the Holocaust was just too meta for the Jews to get.

How did they go from this to the Ford Probe we got?

Can you meaningfully compare one pee-soaked, shit-spackled rest area to another one? The vast majority of rest areas are all equally terrible places removed from the grace of God. I suggest it’s easier and way more pleasant to rank the best rest stops. And include international ones too. Some countries make their rest…

Hey now. Attorneys know there are plenty of laws society just doesn’t bother enforcing any more, and that some degree of neglect or exercise of prosecutorial discretion in enforcing laws is benign. No attorney thinks every law should be enforced to the max in every instance. 

“A medical examiner said Smith and [his girlfriend] Volpe died from head trauma, the Times reported.”

I don’t even know why manufacturers still make their own infotainment systems. I would pay extra for just a screen with Android Auto.

“[I]n the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility; because the broad masses of a nation are always more easily corrupted in the deeper strata of their emotional nature than consciously or voluntarily; and thus in the primitive simplicity of their minds they more readily fall victims to the big lie than…

1/14,000 is HIGHER than 1/20,000.

Crawfish: All of the shell of lobster, with none of the meat! (TM)

No, Knott’s Berry Farm sells products as Berry Farm, not Knott’s. Smucker’s does not want to sell Knott’s Berry Farm any more, so they should not not-allow Knott’s Berry Farm to sell Knott’s Berry Farm now, and not Berry Farm.

What Knott’s should be known for is the boysenberry, because Walter Knott rediscovered the hybrid, gave it a name, and commercialized it. Boysenberries built Knott’s Berry Farm.

Funny, don’t you indulgent parents care whether your kids are getting adequate, balanced nutrition, learning what a healthy diet is, learning how to master their emotions and to be considerate of other people?