Yeah, I’m not eating anything made by prisoners for “police officers, judges, and lawyers".

Carrefour is basically the Walmart of France, and it has a huge presence in other markets outside France. I don’t know why they decided to do this, but if they can do it Walmart can too.

Pineapple loses all its wonderful fruity notes when you cook it. It’s just sweet at that point. You go ahead and put whatever you want in your mouth, but putting pineapple on pizza is a great way to waste both.

No, we’re talking Michael Jordon, the periodontist.

It took two independent decisions to reach this outcome - one on the part of the officers who arrived later and decided not to let the boy go, and one on the part of the prosecutor who decided to go ahead on the charges. (I’m going to guess the judge’s hands were tied given what their laws mandate for public urination …

That’s actually a perfect example of what I’m talking about. The same simple thing made with cultured butter and ingredients that haven’t been fucked with tastes quite different from something like this:

This sounds just as barf-inducing and abominable as the flavored tortilla chips from Germany they sell in Taiwan. Don’t let Europeans do Mexican - come on.

1. Those are probably mostly American ex-pats waiting in line.

I learned from the former personal chef to Charles de Gaulle that the best way to cook bacon is in a microwave. That is how I know Jacques Pepin is the real deal.

Didn't either of them think to ask follow-ups? These stories sound legit, but in real life people wouldn't leave it at that.

I wore a cheap-ass fake Rolex to a fancy private school, and everyone was like, “Woah, you have a Rolex!” Then I went back to a public middle school, and everyone laughed at me. That’s how middle-schoolers spot a fake.

Two Facepalms: Why the Fuck Did I Read That

Because apparently there were enough people who were unclear about that *so often* that it was a problem. And, I would presume, that the enough people who mattered in this case were law enforcement officers.

Stockholm syndrome for sure. Poor guy.

But she’s not done playing with his brains yet ...

All of this may be true yet totally irrelevant at the same time. The fact is we have been living with these machines for decades, millions and millions of people are using them each day, and yet we just don’t hear about disease outbreaks linked to them. I think there has been at least one in 1998, but that’s one as…

I look forward to $1 soft-shell crabs.

CNN highlights the case of one chef at a two-Michelin-starred restaurant who refuses on principle to serve the crab because “it is destroying our lagoon.”

Ugg. It’s the Sound You Make.®

Well if you really want to speed things along, there’s nothing better than a radiator. But really, I still air-dried all my laundry even when I was living in a shared house, in my own 10' × 15' room. It’s a little messy and hacky, and you need to do a wash regularly before things get out of hand, but it’s not…