Rat Pig LLP sucks too.

Yeah, what does that even mean?

An inspired choice.

I have to disagree with the “steer toward Asian and Mexican food” recommendation. Yes, our naengmyeon tastes just the same as in Seoul, but L.A. might be the only place on the planet where you can get an authentic taste of any cuisine. Take advantage of that and try some Uzbek, Ethiopian, Uyghur, or Serbian food. I…

No, people, the Getty is only good for the view and the architecture. The collection is generally described as “eccentric,” and not in a complementary way. Basically, it’s what one guy with more money than taste bought to class up his place.

Once again, we learn that the world is made up of the United States.

You forgot to mention the

You forgot to mention the

See, it’s not that the Japanese are awaiting your enlightenment, they just want to ban idiots. Because unless you’re being initiated into a permanent personal affiliation of some kind (gang, sailors, adult males), permanent markings on your person is pretty stupid. If you like art, put it on your wall. If you like…

Now that is a Kotaku post.

“In response to consumer feedback ... .”

It’s just a little too “orca whale” to get me excited about going fast.

Came here to class up this joint and say just that. There’s also white gazpacho, cold borscht, vichyssoise ...

I know we’re not supposed to have people we believe in because we’re all like, ironic and shit, but there is not any way a person whose humor depends so much on insight into and sympathy with women can possibly do anything like what you’re hint-hint suggesting. You’re not at the head of some Crusade (those great feats…

Sheesh, no good deed can go unpunished, eh? To paraphrase Louis C.K., you go make one then. Go make your own car company, get your car out in four years, and let’s see how close yours is to perfect.

What about drinky things you can order at a bar if you’re not a drinker, period? I can think of:

Why the hell would you want to shake somebody’s hand? It’s a disgusting habit we simply haven’t gotten around to killing off yet.

Saica - Castelvetrano Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Saica - Castelvetrano Extra Virgin Olive Oil

I love Bond, but I don’t know my way around bars. Can you ask someone to make you this without looking like a total ass? I only have a learner’s permit to kill.

They mistake weakness for pragmatism. They mistake pandering for savvy. They always seem to imagine that the closer they edge to Republican policy positions, the more votes they will inevitably capture, due to math. They—the establishment, the ones in control, with all of the plugs plugged into the current power…

I don’t know the first thing about whisky, but I’ll take any opportunity to plug my crappy little island (we have so little).