Leftover bread + summer = gazpacho.

Just about all the programs in China and Taiwan are subtitled. With the 400+ character nonsense the Chinese language has going on, plus the gazillion dialects, no one would be able to learn how to read otherwise. XD

Have some culture, people, and learn yourself the classics.

There must be some non-ridiculous way to grow food in your yard. That would really cut down on carbon, if some food didn’t have to trucked to you and you didn’t have to drive to get it.

Very nice ... for a van.

Best thing I’ve read in months. Happy Moms’ Day to her!

Welcome to immigration law. Ever wonder why there are so many illegals? The laws are incredibly arcane and inflexible.

You’d have to wait for that kid to become an adult. Minor children cannot petition for their parents.

“Sis = bro” is a good way to put it. I would add, though, that “date” (约) in the context of dating apps and bumper stickers directed at total strangers suggests a one-night-stand/paid arrangement.

You’re taking us much too literally, hoping to find an argument. I’d peg you at no older than 30, yes?

You’re talking about an aspiration/a norm; the people reacting to you think you are talking about a state of affairs. Ought versus is. There has always been inequality, but this attitude that that’s-just-how-it-should-be-which-you-would-understand-if-you-were-enlightened-and-fuck-the-losers is (probably) post-Cold…

They’re really not going to rest until we bring back the guillotine, eh?

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U.S. has one of the largest capital gains tax rates in the developed world.

I remember three incidents from the last time I flew ANA:

Thanks, sounds pretty amazing. We just entered creepy-crawly season where I live, so this is good to know.

Because I’ve always hated you and wanted you to suffer. I bet you like lotus seed pods too.

Minutes, really? I’ve thought about using that but blowing on them to dry them out sounded faster.

That reminds me of the resort that rebranded the numerous cockroaches in my tub as giant waterbugs. Oh you mean one of these?

Barfing at Tiffany’s