And does the kiss-hello!

Some background to supplement what I wrote above: If you’re not a U.S. citizen, you can. only COME to the U.S. legally if you have a valid visa. You can only BE in the U.S. legally if you have 1. an unexpired visa; or 2. a green card giving you the right of permanent residence. To get a visa you have to be outside the…

This guy wasn’t just lazy. It would’ve actually been impossible for him to become legal unless he left the U.S. for TEN YEARS. Ignorance about how fucked up the immigration laws are are why people can so blithely say if somebody’s illegal, they should just be deported.

We are soul brothers.

Nobody reads Aesop’s fables anymore.

Report back!

Holy crap, DO NOT shine leather shoes with WD-40.

Here’s how you kick Uber out of a country - fine drivers $3,000, and pay riders 10% to snitch:

LOGIC IS HARD!

How badly am I supposed to feel about someone who lets herself be used this way?

Masterfully done. Don’t let it go to your head now.

He was also a huge fan of the Winnetou and Old Shatterhand series of German children’s novels set in the American Old West, by Karl May. He had them on his bedside at the Eagle’s Nest and made his generals and soldiers getting shot at on the front read them. Albert Speer said when the fate of the Germans seemed…

I thought so. You remember your business partner, don’t you Brett?

Deep!

That was a better story, frankly. And logical.

We do if we’re squatting.

So you said to yourself, I think I’m going to marry her.

Here’s how you get rid of Uber: http://www.bbc.com/news/business-38928028

If he was that scared for his life, why didn’t he just go to South Korea, where he would’ve been welcomed with open arms?