I bet if I cut my tongue out and hold my nose I could come pretty close.

No, if you speak a foreign language that isn't something like Spanish, you're keenly aware that Hollywood gives absolutely zero fucks about getting foreign languages right. I have no idea why that is, considering you could just walk out on Sunset Boulevard and find a native speaker of ANY living human language, to see…

I just flew ANA for the first time this week. I think it's now my favorite airline. I was on Asiana a few months before, and between these two five-starred airlines, ANA's service was significantly friendlier. Waiting at the gate, I watched every flight attendant reaching the boarding area turn and bow before entering…

Is "Pussy Cunha" not suggestive enough for you?

Isn't that kind of what happens on Jezebel? It's like an echo chamber in here.

Or even their new one, probably.

But can they ever make red and yellow look cool?

It's also not an island; it's an archipelago of islands.

You're a true humanitarian for staying the heck away from us.

She just told him she's a virgin.

Pinyin.

Well, we'll be happy to offer you at least a cup of tea.

Hmm, just looked at my own. You're right, we don't require people to do anything, you presumptuous bastards. :)

Every country's passport says more or less the same thing.

Female Korean fighter pilots in leather sounds so much better before you see it.

Alan, I know these "What's the Best" things have been going on for a while, but I'd like to make a suggestion anyway. Instead of one nomination/star per person, you could ask for two names minimum from everybody - one they liked, and one they didn't like. Only people who've had experience with two or more companies…

Why do space robots need hands? Do they make tools? Or two pairs of eyes right in the head? Or a head? Or horns? Kneecaps? Bend it 360 degrees - it's a robot. Shields? I.e., somebody deliberately made them with an weaker material, so they can carry a big plank of what they could've been made of? Swords? Pistols? Why…

I disagree about Chinese people being good at business. That's what we (Chinese) tell ourselves, but we're actually just very enthusiastic about it. Americans and others are the ones with the long vision, guts, and probably brains to make the serious dough. We Chinese would all be street hawkers if it paid enough.

"Money is no object" is economic illiteracy.

There'd be even more explaining in a two-seater, like, what's that hand doing down there?