we are not aware of a single complaint from anyone attending our games that they were expecting to see the parachute team and not a professional hockey game.

I thought this round thing was a pizza cutter attachment.

I thought this round thing was a pizza cutter attachment.

Joke’s on you: It’s actually Verne Troyer.

Serious question - is it possible LaVar genuinely thinks the Lakers are going to call on him when they fire Luke? Stable basketball genius and all...

Ashley Wagner should stay ready as an alternate.... from the screenshot above, I think they might all drown.

anything to keep him out of the broadcast booth

So... Arizona didn’t find any evidence of sexual assault, even after he fucked West Virginia and Michigan?

Basketball’s Hall is a general “basketball” hall of fame with no direct tie to the NBA- eligibility for baseball’s Hall of Fame is specifically tied to playing/participating in MLB with exceptions for Negro League players who were specifically barred from playing in MLB.

Really LeRan that one into the ground.

Missed the game on purpose. Tired of watching LeFlop errrr...LeTravel...errrrr...LeWhine play. Enjoy LeFoul and LeLoss and never forget to blame LeTeam never LeSelf.

No, he’s definitely not “good.” But making the NBA took a tremendous climb, and had to have been an incredible moment for him, and it’s a bummer to see it all undone so the sorry-ass Suns can keep goddamn Isaiah Canaan.

Who are these magical motherfuckers who WIN the arguments in their head? I always feel like an asshole and drown in a handle of vodka afterward.

Sam Groth is actually a nice guy, my wife and I met him a Newport during the Hall of Fame tournament. He gladly stopped and posed for photos and autographs.

“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

(Lawyer Milloy suddenly checks his wallet...)

Consider yourself Unforgiven.

It sounds like the SC State players were asked whether they wanted to continue, and took a vote.

That efficiency is staggering.