I just hate the prefaded look. Especially the lines along the leg.. hinge. Like, it’s a bunch of white stripes around the groin so it looks like someone ejaculated across the laps of these jeans and then tried to sell them.

I don’t want to Monday Morning QB your editor but I think we probably would have figured out “Boston” from the rest of the headline.

Deion’s probably tired of hearing about how he couldn’t tackle. This wouldn’t have been a problem if he had actually tackled anyone.

Good one. If they know who Bam Bam Meulens and Stanky the Yankee are, they get bonus points.

My litmus test for Yankees fans is if they remember who Mel Hall was. If they say “that announcer guy.”...

last-place 1990 Yankees season

Eh.

Or he has the same right as the people protesting, you just don’t like the message.

As a fat guy, I take pride in fat guy touchdowns.

God, do I wish I was ever that happy about ... anything, really.

but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

At the time of the dunk the Mavs were getting blown out by 25 and it was comfortably in garbage time, but oh, Jordan Bell having a bit of fun is the point where the Mavs felt “disrespected.” Please. Don’t want Jordan Bell to style on you? Maybe don’t lose by 25.

You almost wish a company like ESPN had some way of knowing how this would have played with their employees beforehand.

Todd Marinovich, is that you?

Wait, you want a PF to put an illegal screen on Beverly because Ball can’t hold his own, but Beverly is the weak one?

I am a firm believer that if enough opposing players fuck with him on the court, he’ll turn into a bust. Domineering fathers produce mentally fragile sons. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW 

Except Lonzo can’t go at people because he isn’t quick enough off the dribble.