Your whole argument falls apart when you realize that they PUT HIM ON BASE on purpose. That’s exactly the worst way to go about “preventing a rally”.

So the strategy is drill him in the back, to not start a rally?

On the contrary, it is indicative of a subtle excellence in the way a gaudy plus-.400 batting average can never be.

Those benches cleared with all the enthusiasm of a middle school gym class pairing up for the week where they square dance in gym.

This is the reason why I don’t play in international friendlies.

Can this man be any more of a cliche Wall Street guy? This is so disgusting yet humorous in its obviousness. Take all his money, Deidre.

I mean, I could almost buy this if one of his wish-list destinations were not Minnesota.

I hope Kirk Cousins goes to another franchise and wins a super bowl and Washington continues to never win anything

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

Joel Embiid: Likeable NBA Giant or Most Likeable NBA Giant?

“I think most people have been wanting to say that ... I’m glad I said it.”

Pfft. As a baseball purist, I find the Sacrifice Bunt Derby far more entertaining.

UPDATE: The water park has decided to let it slide

The best part was no Chris Berman yelling, “Back, back, back,” after every homer. Then one of the announcers who did the show this year laid one on us and ruined it for me.

Man, could you imagine how many games he’d miss in a 162 game season?

I’m a wsop dealer and I’ve dealt the series for a few years now. Norman always plays a few events every year, usually some of the different mixed game events. Norman is one of the quietest most respectful players I’ve dealt to. I guess he really plays up his persona when he does commentary.

Enough of your teachings, Buddha, I’m almost on level six in this sweet meditation app! In your stupid game I was just stuck in level samsara the whole time!