This is a threat to everyone in the stands. They all showed up with their permits which allowed them access.

Ray Lewis sounds like a sell out.

Gallinari had no comment about the incident, because an Italian with a broken hand is effectively mute.

That boy’s got Secretary of the Interior written all over him.

Just announced, Jake Paul is taking a position as special advisor to the president on bro pranks and other stupid shit.

Credit to him (or his publicist) for framing it in terms of “I wasn’t fired, I quit because I’m too good for them”.

Needs more love.

Thank you for transcribing this for us.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

I’m required to call my employer to remind them to send me my paycheck every two weeks, too.

Not using “basketball ring” here is criminal, though I appreciate the attempt at originality

Look, asshole, I told you before we went to the party I was going to get shitfaced drunk, make a pass at the hostess in front of her husband, corner one of the black people so I could tell that killer Freddie Gray joke, drop a c-bomb on the first woman to reject my sloppy, hands advances (also the hostess - two birds…

I looked up this reference on jokeexplainerbot.com. The song is about a real girl who said “I don’t like Mondays” when asked why she shot 11 people. A review of basketball-reference.com reveals that Emmanuel Mudiay’s career field goal percentage is 36.9%. The commenter appears to be implying that if Mudiay had been…

I find your statement that he/she is “rooting for the whole thing to burn down (because you have zero idea what that would entail for people who aren’t you.” acutely moronic and therefore hilarious.

No, the DNC CHOSE Clinton as early as pring 2015 (wikileaks shows them literally stating that they would get some other candidates to give the APPEARANCE of a primary race). Then they cheated their way to a victory for Clinton. Just ask yourself this: how many 50k crowds did Clinton draw? How many did Sanders draw?…

This, this AND this. This whole shitstorm is on the DNC for choosing Clinton. Its on them for pretending that it was a fair and open primary (they chose Clinton as early as spring 2015), and then cheating their way to her being the nominee. Its not just on the people who voted for Trump either; its also on all of the…

I can’t promise a W, but I’d like to see how a Biden campaign would have fared against Trump. Politically he’s very close to Hillary, but he’s looser, more likeable, and gives the impression that he’s not a complete Washington lifer, despite being the definition of one. And for all his flubs he doesn’t come with the…

No, actually, that’s exactly wrong. Neither parties’ primaries are (small “d”) democratic. They’re both awful in their own peculiar way: Republicans in that most states are winner-takes-all, and Democrats with their whole Superdelegate bullshit.

Nah, dude, I’m not sore. I was, but not anymore. I’ve popped my popcorn and I’m prepared to watch the world end, laughing my ass off the whole time. I’m just bemused by the notion that both major political parties are greatly (if not entirely equally) complicit in its ending.

Don’t even pretend like the DNC put up a fair contest between Hillary and Bernie. There is so much proof already that her campaign and the DNC worked together to undermine Sanders campaign and his supporters that it’s sickening.