This is the hard hitting journalism I’ve come to expect from Deadspin.

You’re an asshole. Am I calling you an asshole? Nope.

Did you think by simply saying “Am I comparing rape to flipping the bird? Nope.” That it would excuse you for the very act of comparing rape to flipping the bird?

He could have walked away. He was in zero danger.

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it turns out he is dyslexic and either he or his father were too vain/pig-headed to get help for it when he was younger. And I apologize in advance if I have offended anyone who has dyslexia. I know it’s no laughing matter, but I’m being totally serious here.

I know he’s fairly proud of the fact that he WON’T read, although he claims it is because he’s too busy (LOL). But I’m starting to believe... well, not that he’s completely illiterate, but that he might be barely above functional literacy. Would also explain the issue with teleprompters.

You can’t accuse Trump of being forewarned about the predictable disasters if he refused to listen to the briefings, though! “It’s not my fault, nobody warned me in he one briefing I take most weeks, it was all boring plans about troop movements and stuff.”

Mango Mussolini seems more impotent by the day.

Pence is pretty horrible on his own.

Seriously I need to see the receipts.

The thing is Trump is not, and never has been, a good businessman, or someone who is good at making money through legitimate means. He’s a grifter and a conman. His first mark was his dad, who bailed him out countless times, and since his dad died he’s had to widen the field. And with this win, he’s widened it…

That’s the thing, he knows EXACTLY what he is doing. He is doing what he wants. Making money. He has no idea how to be president. He is not a politician. He doesn’t have an inkling of how politics work. But he does know how to be a business man. And, by God, he is treating this whole thing like he bought out a failing…

Part of being smart is knowing what you don’t know. He has no intellectual curiousity, none.

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

The Cuban ex-pat community is one of the most reactionary political demographics in the United States. They’re one of the only identifiable groups of voters of color who went for Donald Trump in the election. So I don’t expect more from Le Batard. But you might note that the “murderous killer” you’re indicting via…

Look at it this way: it’s using the popularity of the matchup to bring attention to a crisis that the media has largely forgotten.

Drinking bleach? Well, that’s one way to make Mike Pence’s super-white Indiana a reality.

I’ve wondered for a while if it might be time to put the whole “Leader of the Free World” shit behind you and with Trump now going to be President I think the ship has sailed.

It took me two times reading this before I realized I didn’t recoil at the phrase “President Trump.” If we can normalize that, we can normalize any old bullshit.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word: