Niners front office was a little perplexed by why he asked for it all in Traveler’s Cheques. He looked ‘em straight in the eyes and said, “Fellas, it’s about two things: Security and versatility.”

i agree Ted Cruz is horrible, but a bomb seems a little extreme.

Unless he’s talking about his daughter

The brain damaged are his target demographic.

I don’t know if you heard about it, but Bonds was a cheater. He might have made it into the Hall as a phenomenal 30/30-type player anyway, but I applaud the writers for not rewarding obvious adulterating. Keep Clemens and A-Rod out for good as well. They too might have made it with their God-given abilities, but we’ll…

No. Griffey did so much with far less power. I don’t give a fuck about steroid use but if you’re going to use them then you have to open yourself up to the, but what if so and so did?

Griffey > Bonds.

By announcing the incorrect winner, Steve Harvey now knows how the US Supreme Court felt in December 2000 #12/12/00 #NeverForget

LJ likewise punted on a chance to praise Cook in his broadcast interview. Might be some bad blood — or two just self-absorbed jocks.

How many thinkpieces would there be if, say, Jameis Winston took a trophy that way?

There’s no “no one gets in on the first ballot” thing. You’re thinking of the “no one gets 100 percent of the vote” thing. (Which is also ludicrous—like who the fuck didn’t vote for Babe Fucking Ruth?)

Al Gore invented the Sportsnet.

I’ve been using Sportsnet as my ONLY sourse for reliable news for 10, heck even 15 years now, dating back to the start of President Gore’s administration.

The lesson is: never try.