I'm guessing it's a nickname. *Checks Wikipedia.* Yep, full name Christopher.

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I ask you… can you be sure it was my client who committed the crime, and not his twin brother?"

Family Feud is terrible, money-prize-wise, because the winning team gets $20,000 to split amongst 5 people = $4,000 a person. That's chump change. And that's only if you somehow magically win the bonus round.

Not "Independence Day"? Oh wait, that would probably be AMC fare.

I look forward to Donald in "The Republican Apprentice," in which Republican candidates have to do various campaign speeches, etc. Instead of being "fired" by The Donald, they will be voted off by the American public. So I guess it's more "The Republican Idol" or something.

To make more money. (But yes, it is maddening to watch, sometimes.)

"Resurgence" just sounds like a dystopian YA novel.

Dick Van Dyke, he seems pretty spry. (Please don't take that as a challenge, universe.)

The Language of Flowers, which was recommended by a coworker. I think the conceit of "young woman who grew up in foster care can only communicate through the Victorian language of flowers" is interesting, but I'm a little worried about how it's going to end. (It's going to be horribly sad, isn't it. :( )

Just finished that book recently - it took me forever to read.

I need to reread this one, I'm a Shakespeare geek and a witches-of-Discworld fan.

Aw yeah, vintage R.E.M.

I'm gonna stick with Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. So bad.

*Looks at Razzie nominee / winners from 1995*

I don't even know if I heard "Cotton Eyed Joe" (much) until college (2000-2004), when it was inevitably played at every dance of the volunteer & social society I was in. "Macarena" on the other hand….

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Such a horrible movie, although to be honest I don't really remember that much of it. Just the general impression of it being horrible.

Yeah, whatever hour we were in in middle school (NFI what class it was), the teacher turned on the verdict.

No, I saw it in your awesome list, I meant The A/V Club's list. :)

I am TIRED of these motherfucking Snapes on this motherfucking plane!

Why isn't the BBC / A&E Pride & Prejudice on this list, come on. That is like the definitive Mr. Darcy.