*googles chancre*

Holy shit!

The Gang Hits the Road is #1 and Mac And Charlie: White Trash is the worst because they can totally get out of that pool and I hate this list.

Don’t cawl may Theeeeooooo *marbles fall out*

This is more serious than your headline implies.

Nah Im dumb

There is only the hashiest of tenuous of weak-ass arguments that Ichirio was a better baseball player.

When did the clock strike and everyone reverted to Joe Morgan?

Rose led the league in doubles five times. He walked 400 more times than he struck out. He is a dick.

All these takes suck.

I mean christ, Ichiro’s best season was his 262 campaign, good enough for a 130 OPS+ — which Rose beat six times.

This is a terrible take. If you wanna toe the MLE line, I’d love to see the math, but the only point here seems to be it took him less PAs.

U got triggered.

U got flattened.