#crabgate

I wrote a 20 page academic article that I'm currently shopping to journals about this exact phenomenon...I.e. Why entertainment like this actually helps one relax, so people enjoy it not just in spite of it being awful, but because it's awful and requires no thought to keep the brain engaged, and fulfills more or less…

Will someone please tell Cynthia the "Friendship Contract" NEVER dies. BOOP!

Never forget.

I wish I could get a job ghost writing these taglines.

Dina trying (and failing) to one-up my darling Crackerjacks in the statement necklace game. Allow me to introduce into evidence the following exhibits:

I mean I know to NOT love a Shonda drama is to get booted out of the Jez sisterhood, but the "medicine" in GA was so laughably wrong that you could barely call it a medical drama. That show is fucking unwatchable for me. It's not even campy fun. It's just BAD.

I just think that the fact we live in a time when two female showrunners are even in a place to be butting heads about this topic as it pertains to their wildly successful tv shows, is a pretty cool thing.

Jane Austin's novels primarily concern plucky young women having to choose between dashing alt-country singers and earnest Java developers all the while set in the glamorous backdrop of a three hour line-up for BBQ.

I don't know where to drop this little observation but that prosthetic limb was thrown to the floor at Le Cirque. God that place must be falling on hard times. First the move and the rebranding to "Le Cirque 2000" and now this. Why not just sell to Yum! Brands and convert to a Pizza Hut/KFC/Taco Bell combo spot.

Goodbye old friend. Go gently into the night (her leg..not Aviva)

YOUR TONGUE IS MADE OF KNIVES

But Kelly was fun crazy (except for her quite literal breakdown on Scary Island*). Aviva is just awful.

Lady Sonja Morgan of the Treemont Morgans? Was she holding a toaster oven and/or accompanied by a Nigerian soccer team also diamonds and the French shirts and Colombian bras?

She was amazing — in her capacity for delusion and her white-knuckled grip on the alternate reality in which she seemed to live. She basically called Heather "ghetto" for daring to call Aviva out on her shit. She accused Carol of hiring a ghostwriter to deflect from the fact her own book sucked. She tried to feign…

Oh, please. You clearly know nothing of this woman and her vile, attention-seeking behavior. She wasn't fired because her employer refused to accommodate her health needs; she was fired because she's wholly unpleasant and loathed by fans and castmates alike.

Blanda Eggenschwiler is probably also what Ann is called when Arrested Development episodes are dubbed into German.