Wait, 8gb of storage, and no SD expansion?

And regular apps.

What? I'm agreeing with you. We should kill them all and prove our superiority.

Obviously you're right, they are using a horrible camera (that we definately didnt praise when it was in the iPhone 4) and using it in public just to show off, and should apologize profusely to you. It's a wonder we don't publically stone them for their massive transgressions. Don't they realize how badly they are…

Remember, when you take a picture with an iPad or other tablet, you are affecting others in a deep, personal way and they will take time out of their day to tell others about how offended they are about how you use your property. Please, think of the poor Gizmodo editors before you take a picture.

You must be new here. Apparently using your device to do things it was designed to do somehow personally affects other people in a very deep emotional way and you should be shunned for doing so.

[OP saying something funny would have helped]

Millions?! Yeah, [Citation Needed]

Yeah, Gizmodo is an Apple wank fest. They especially love Apple Maps and the iPhone 5 camera ;-)

The future looks a bit like what the 1970's thought the future would look like.

I'm assuming most cloud based services (iCloud, etc) have backups of backups in several locations. Anyone know for sure though? Would be interested in details.

Specifically, I'll have to buy one. Remember (at least in the iPhone 5) the A6 is clocked at a higher clock speed than the iPad 3's current A5x. And I'm a consumer whore. So there's that.

It will make the cash in my wallets usage quite different.

If all they add is the lightning connector I won't be annoyed. If they add the A6 I will be annoyed (current iPad 3 user)...

Hey cheryl

Ok, I'll admit it, the impersontors sang dead on, and the lyrics were perfect. Great job!

Nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

Because it looks cool for Mythbusters to doodle on.

Yeah, but here are the current issues with electric:

Strange, that doesn't look like a Hydrogen plug.