Yup, I wasn't a fan of the redrawn enemy sprites but the level design in Doom 64 was completely fantastic.

It was Doom 2 only :-)

I think the real problem for Microsoft here is going to be apps.

To my mind buying any console right now is ridiculous with all big 3 console companies are pushing out new consoles in the next year. May as well wait.

Step 1: avoid any gawker sites articles about iPhone or Android.

Apple doesn't bring jobs to the US? I guess I imagined the data center they are bringing into my town (Reno, Nevada).

Yeah, and Google is made of kittens and rainbows and Android isn't a malware laden buggy knock off! ;-)

Them: "Uh, what are you masturbating to?"

Yeah, but they are calling it an "iPad Mini" not an "iPad 3 Mini". If they called it the "iPad 3 Mini" and stuck it with iPad 2 guts then you'd have some semblance of a point.

You know it's funny, that was what the Apple fanboys were saying before the iPhone 5 hit, and the Android users were all "specs matter!". Now that argument has reversed. Slightly amusing.

Hey, did you guys hear Apple Maps is slightly worse than Google Maps? It's hilarious and breaking news!

I'm not understanding why this is difficult. Metro apps look equivalent to cheap shitty Chinese knock off apps, of the type you typically see pre-installed on super low budget tablets.

I'll make it simple. "Metro apps look cheap, like something you would find on cheap generic Android tablets."

I had always thought that what differentiates species from one another is the inability to produce viable offspring? Is this not correct, or should Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens really be considered the same species? *confused*

I had always understood that what differentiates species is "cannot produce viable offspring with one another", is this not correct?

Something that doesn't look like a reject of a $99 kids Android tablet?

Isn't this really "A Smartphone Really Costs You $1800"?

A Jailbroken iPad does also. (And yes, a one click iOS Jailbreak counts if Android Rooting and Cynaogen mods or whatever count).

Kinda funny to talk bad of Apple's "walled garden" and then praise ePub when Apple uses the ePub format in iBooks (along with PDF) on the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad.