Stars for you, your son, and the scout troop.

Well shit. That sure beats all the crap that my son, his scout troop and I pulled out of a ravine yesterday as part of the Clean Your Streams day. Seven plus tires, broken bikes, scooters and 20+ bags of garbage. It was nasty  

“Remember when 325 horsepower was the power rating of the Corvette ZR-1?”

It weighs about 50 pounds more, while offering either RWD or AWD, I suspect that its driving dynamics will be better from the start, even if the power isn’t a runaway win. Let’s wait for some head-to-head testing before we decide it sucks.

Would you PLEASE stop talking about the CT4-V as if it’s the only V spec CT4 that’s planned? Look! Here’s a test mule of the second tier V that will be more powerful than the first tier V which basically replaces the “V-series” cars.

I mean if you aren’t drawn to “Collate Face Scanner” from the name alone, then I just don’t know what to say

The same people who view untrusted email attachments and links. 😏

The names alone scream sketchy af

Who downloads these weird, crappy apps in the first place?

He didn’t say he didn’t want an SUV, he said he didn’t need an SUV, which is the case for 99 percent of SUV buyers.

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

Does its whole grille light up? No? Then I’m sorry, you’re wrong. The worst offender is still the 2020 X6.

The 1970's were the worst decade for automobiles, period. Everything was terrible about that era.  For all of you young kids...this was a mustang:

Back when I worked for an insurance company, a good 75% of customers would be extremely concerned about what would show up on their Carfax. I just told them that we didn’t report to Carfax. Most of them didn’t believe me, and were still convinced that Carfax was some kind of magical omniscient entity.

My parents ran Carfax on their own cars, which they had all owned since new, and found the reports to be waaaay off. Collisions and ownership changes that never happened.

The WRX license plate is a neat touch.

Idiots, and the people that take their money.

Knee airbags really aren’t kneeded.

Wow, am I the only one who thinks this car is balls-out amazing?

Too early in the morning for this sort of thing man