Is there some joke going on here that I’m not getting or did two people just accidentally spell his name Simmonds? Honest question.

That’s literally how it already works.

Gee I wonder what the merits will be

HEY NOW!!!!!

Mike Leach looks like a motion capture model for a bear.

What about her face makes you think she can’t watch MSNBC and Chris Christie eating a hamburger at the same time?

Her fucking line of sight is, though.

“it’s unclear why this is what tipped the scales into a “wait a second, maybe WE’RE the problem territory.”

So many of these I’ve never heard before! This is my current favorite:

Best Basketball Coaching Decisions of the Past 10 Years:

I don’t get it either. If this were at home, it’d be understandable. Everyone’s more themselves when they think they’re not being watched.

They’ve been super bad! Don’t think there’s been a single game where they’ve had under 15 TOs and last night’s 25 was a true clownshow. They look equal parts sloppy, disinterested, and arrogant.

Sixers get stitches.

That’s the conclusion I came to when visiting family back home while the second hurricane was hitting Florida and Puerto Rico. We were watching TV when a commercial for One America Appeal came on, and it started with Obama’s face. My aunt actually got up out of her chair, pointed at the TV, and told him to get off of…

oh!! I have a good ghost story. Should have posted this one instead of what I did post but w/e.

I feel like until he figures out a jumper (and he’s only four games in, let’s not call it busted just yet), he’s just gonna be a much-hyped Ricky Rubio with an added dimension of rebounding. That’s still pretty good!

Yeah, lemme just go back in time and kill Randolph Hearst real quick.

I think Colangelo, league-appointed Hinkie Fixer that he is, was very opposed to even the thought of what would look like yet another rookie redshirt.

BTW afterward my folks will take us out for dinner at Cork | Fire Kitchen

76er fans on this website must be the least perceptive human beings on earth.