@apollon: No, no, no. That'd make sense. You're supposed to read the title of the story, then the headline, then click it just to scroll down to the comments and post a comment regarding something that's already been answered in the main story.

@lolgreg: If they're not big enough to push a boulder, then they're simply not big enough.

@VileMethoD: ...He's not a particularly good-looking man. <_<

@sentroshi: *Sigh*

@BallPtPenTheif: ...Naked Rain?

@VincentGrey: I've done community service before. It was a graduation requirement at my high school.

@uRbAn:Xocolatl!: That was beautiful. ;_;

Sh-sh-she-she's not wearing a top.

@Kainy: Sir, that is a ma'am. <_<

@Steve Campbell: It's just a matter of you scrolling through and checking Kotaku to make sure they haven't posted a new contest.

@Gossy... Fortune and Glory: And then the Alzheimer's hits.

@bakagaijin: "You're not gonna practice this out beforehand?"

@Padder: *Looks at Resident Evil: Outbreak 1 and 2.*

@Orionsaint: I guess we should be thanking TMZ, then.

@ian to the max: They say "Thank you," but you know, on the inside, they're angry. So horribly angry.

@Teancum: ...Platformers?

@Erwin: We can post on Kotaku, too! We're so much more alike than I imagined!

@MetaKz: Yeah... Sorry about that. <_<

@Killer Toilet: *Stares at Australia*

@the7k: OH. I see it now. I'm not sure why I... Huh.