@Revenge_of_Nekojin: Huh? He's almost 40. It's just that he seems to be in almost everything these days. Couple that with the fact that most of his characters are the same stereotypes, and you've got gold. <_<

@josh6135: *Looks at Yuri Lowenthal*

@foreverlfc001: Unless you've got the iPhone in hand, it's useless to you.

"Make sure the machine's on 'low'..."

@Freyar: *Rapidly press the "attack" button*

@nowayman: ...How high, exactly, are your standards for sexy? <_<

That clip looked awful beyond all belief.

@icarus212001: It's close to 3,000,000!

@Gelver Aragon: Having never played Tomb Raider, I legitimately enjoyed the movie.

@Xagest: I enjoy dick rubbing as much as the next guy, but...

@Danarcho: These look awesome. And the variety of other video game-themed foods is... Creepy. <_<

@Brian Ashcraft: Dear Mr. Ashcraft,

@Brian Ashcraft: Dear Mr. Ashcraft,

@Danarcho: IT'S A TARP.

Dear Kotaku (Specifically, Mr. Bashcraft):

@Danarcho: Violence against women is ALWAYS funny...

@xI-DalaiLama-Ix: Shouldn't that be "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth"? <_<

@SuperSonik: And suddenly, I'm sad.

@meowcat: Oh, God no. That's not green at all.

@Spidery_Yoda: Yeah... I mean, at best, it'll be like the Sonic Advance series...