@slimky: I miss my Genesis... ;_;

@JayUnreal: *Holds out for "Project Needlemouse"*

@Mobusaki: Don't worry! You're not going crazy. <_<

@Briareosdx: I don't like the future! Not if I'm gonna be confusing Sandra Bullock and Julia Roberts, too. ;_;

@Briareosdx: *Looks at Inglorious Basterds*

@Briareosdx: Zachary Quinto plays Sylar, not Eli Roth. <_<

@Eridani: Oh, who needs actions with lasting consequences when Hiro can just go back in time and fix that?

@breadtruck: Neither do I. I mean, the Wired article made him out to be somewhat of an overambitious ass.

@StevenRafael: I dun' got no confangled imagination. Though to be fair, the first thing that popped into mind was, despite having never played it before, Okami.

@Stephen Totilo: Well, yeah, I read the article... But other than the three lives... I mean, it looks nice, but... Huh... Ellipses...

I... Fail to see how this looks even remotely like a video game, but okay!

@Kaiser-Machead: And eventually, those silly zooplankton forget their place in the food chain, depriving other fish of life sustaining nutrients and oxygen!

@JC Whitless: Oh, they're not dealing with hipsters. They're dealing with the real thing: Hippies.

@ittekimasu: I get it! If we dress up as seamen, we can infiltrate their women with our seme— I mean... That's a horrible idea! I suggest dressing up as an octopus or squid of some sort!

@ittekimasu: Game industry shrinkage, not population shrinkage, silly goat.

@Armuun: Yeah... That sounds horrible. I can probably understand something like facial recognition, but anything beyond that... I'm skeptical.

@Akendall3: Yeah... I mean, when I heard they were making one, I was filled with absolute joy.

@QLAB: Opinion piece and whatnot.

@jaz350z: ...They did away with having to do that after the site got revamped. <_<

@Krayons: Yeah... It either came down to...