I'd let Steam stuff my stocking any day.

@dracosummoner: Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Done.

@qamulek: Neutral Evil... Isn't that an oxymoron? <_<

@ChiltonGaines: Kotaku Youth Rep: Subjectively speaking, I'm not a fan of most mainstream rap music. Once in awhile, I'll come across something that sounds great, but my preferences usually lie elsewhere.

This is... Painful to watch... Why... Why CNN? Why?

@[ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal: Seriously. Rap music, even?

@xyzl: Glad to know I'm not alone in this boat. <_<

@Eulatos: /Backfired Joke

@Eulatos: I prefer spending my time with hot men, thank you very much.

@Stymie99: "Oh no, it's burned into my screen! Get it out! Get it out!"

@Eulatos: Yes. I, too, enjoy watching muscly men pounding against one another in order to score points across a field.

@Red_Dragon: Can things be inserted repeatedly in a sort of thrusting motion?

@Red_Dragon: Lovideogames? Wuh?

@CyricZ: "Now if you'll lift your bra for me, I'll check for lumps! Or would you rather have me lift the bra? I'm happy either way."

@splatternick: I bought Sonic '06 out of blind fanboyism.

@Greybarret: Like I said: "Nothing."

@Creative: So is mine. I had to GOOGLE it. I laughed at her looking like a genie for awhile before I scrolled down, saw the same line, and then realized that somebody had mentioned Rita.

@Creative: "Preheat oven to 350 degrees."

@Creative: I think that was a Power Rangers reference. <_<

@Creative: That... Was... Amazing. Can I hug you?