@Snappywave: As an upgrade to RE4, RE5 is great. As a third-person shooter, it could definitely be better. As a Resident Evil game, it just falls flat on its face.

@PanicDriver: Everybody in the picture has to have some Kotaku-related item clearly visible.

@AJ Glasser: Hah, that's awesome.

"Any guy who gets to eat my pie is a lucky fellow."

@bakura: To let us know that he's not excited about the game. Not every comment has to be glowing with positivity.

@Friedhamster: Didn't you know? Your "e" key becomes disabled after typing "plan."

@Ronny: I think they generally prefer it when you e-mail them rather than point out errors in front of everybody else. <_<

@silverdee: You're... That's... *Looks at date of my last post*

@deanbmmv: Hey... Money is also small and valuable, and you don't have to worry about selling it in order to make money off of it. Plus, I'd assume it's easier to pickpocket somebody than it is to actually break into a house and steal a console.

@Clstirens: Well it works, I guess, if it hurts you to run over idle pedestrians. <_<

@Taggart6 is Tiger Woods Mistress 342: I'll be honest. I laughed. Loudly.

@iRobot Zombie: I'm a gigantic Sega fan and even I know when they've betrayed us.

@Clstirens: I think you mean "sadist." Sadists enjoy inflicting, masochists enjoy receiving.

@excel_excel: And we could add Spyro and Pac-Man! It'd be amazing!

@Zinger314: I can only pray that you were joking. <_<

What kind of witchcraft is this? .__.

@WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit: Bahaha, no, it looks great!

@WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit: Is that... Rikku?

@Livingtarget: 12 and 15 are E. Honda and T. Hawk respectively. Both from Street Fighter.

So, who's #11? It reminds me of Vega from Street Fighter, but it's been so long since I've played any of those games. : /