@Crash McCloud: Phantom Hourglass had wifi, yeah, but Spirit Tracks won't, according to whoever wrote the multiplayer review.

@Moonshadow101: You knockin' our ASCII?

@motang: Yes. This is blast.

@Mister_CrazyGuy: The entire time, I was thinking "pedophilia."

@Crash McCloud: It's not like anybody will ever get to play it. It's local only.

@Kage56: Young Link yaoi? That's just wrong.

@Outkastprince: My God. We've stumbled upon a conspiracy greater than... Greater than... GREATER THAN THE NUMBER OF SYLLABLES IN BOTH OUR USERNAMES.

@Outkastprince: OH. Of course! Why didn't I notice it earlier?

@Outkastprince: This "big fella" you so affectionately refer to... Don't you find it a bit disturbing that he freely enters your home, consumes your food, leaves "gifts," and yet you never see him?

@bkchurch: Oh God, Milla's joined the criminal underworld rigging horse races the world over? That's horrible!

@Guts4: I'm guessing you forgot the scene in the third movie where they were in what used to be Las Vegas and encountered that container of seemingly-endless "super zombies." ;_;

@kazooie: "Wait, wait, wait! Have you ever heard of the Nintendo Wii?"

@GunFlame: Clearly, you've never worked with Cammie Dunaway or Reggie Fils-Aime. <_<

@Carlos M.: QUICK GRAB HER. MAYBE SHE'LL MARRY ONE OF US.

@D-K, stubbed his toe..*swears*: Are you backsassin' me? I think you're backsassin' me. Don't worry, I'll get you yet, Captain Planet!

@Xenris: That's all fine and dandy, except "latter" generally means the second of two. In the case of what you said, the latter of the two would be "stupid," not "sarcastic."

@Tzion: Kojima-san doesn't have to make Metal Gear any more.: Well! That's horribly embarrassing!

@Xenris: Somebody needs to learn to lighten up. Here, how's this?

@Xenris: The Head:Neck:Boob ratio is all wrong, though.

Mr. Glasser, I wanted to thank you for helping me remember the title of a movie I once saw when I was 5. I don't remember anything about the movie, but still: