@Bill-Lee: As I've already declared in another comment, it's not incest, it's wincest.

@siggy13: It's pronounced "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."

@Carlos M.: Some call it incest. I call it wincest.

@Carlos M.: So basically... You'd rather commit suicide than marry your mom.

@Bitter_Monkey: Somebody give this man a star, now.

@Dralex789: I didn't even think of that. That's a much better fit.

@Thorax: *Reads post*

Is the one in green a French woman with a beret? Just as well, the one in black looks like a gimp.

@Adhominem: That's... Horrible... ;_;

@laa97: Oh, no, that was a joke. <_<

@laa97: "In addition to the aforementioned games, we were also able to study a game whose main objective was for the player to commit as many war crimes in the least amount of time possible."

@OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: What about games where the protagonist is the villain?

@Andy III: Y'ar, us witches be needin' potent spices for our craft, me matey.

@TheLostVikings R.O.A.C.H.: I tried it out and I wasn't really happy with the result. <_<

@Paintbox: Dear God, what are you doing up this late at night? <_<

@puresewas1de: This reminds me of a time when I was playing Resident Evil 5 online.

Gawker should really consider changing the whole "gray text for non-starred users on a white background" for their sites, then.

@Atomsk88: Totilo sandwich? Only if "splish-splash" means what I think it means? Sexual harassment? Restraining order?

@illiniphase4: Add that to Dunaway's constant presence and you have a team that's sure to annoy anybody.

@coreymill: You could always augment it with a sticker or two. Or use the cartoon eyes.