I want to see where he’s going with the “if newborn babies could speak” thing, because it’s quite possibly one of the stupidest “deep thoughts” I’ve ever heard.

I haven’t gotten through this yet, because I got stopped at an early link referenced above: Who Goes Nazi? and all I can say is, Jesus Fucking Christ is is haunting. It’s from 1941, analyzing what kinds of people “Go Nazi” and fucking shit does it describe so many people of our current era. I can’t even find a good…

Folks can spend all day talking about how they already knew all this and blah blah conservatives have always been nazis, but the point is that liberals will later pull out stuff like “well I think calling them ‘nazis’ is a bit extreme” whenever nazis put on the thinnest veneer of respectability, or say stuff like…

Had to Google for that one.

There’s actually two big ass things missing from that NYT piece: racism and where the donations actually came from.  This wasn’t a grass roots uprising, at least not in any meaningful or organized way, but rather funded and propped up by the Koch bros. (literally spent $125 million in the 2010 elections) to prop up…

Guiliani banged his cousin while married and seems to be okay.

Stick to spurts.

TIL, for the first time in fifteen years as a professor, that raises might also be seen as a motivating factor for seeking promotions within an academic environment.

My eyes, they are finally open.

That’s literally the definition of journalistic ethics. They don’t let Amazon being a sponsor influence their coverage of Amazon. The way to do that is to separate advertising and editorial. If Amazon wants to pull their ads because of a story, that’s on them. (Side note: Gawker doesn’t, you know, technically exist…

That makes the record of major lawsuits Gizmedia has been involved in at 1-1.

Do all career .248 hitters get paid that way, or just the ones where you intentionally omit that they are four time all stars? 

Did your wife come down the aisle to "Hey Nineteen," or was it "You're Sixteen?"

don’t know why this made me laugh...but it did

He’s a really nice person once you get to know him really means he’s an asshole and eventually you will get used to it

If he doesn't need it, I'll take that water

As much as I am in tune with the political leanings of the GMG sites, the Kinja commenting system is pathetic.

It also isn’t a genuine act of contrition. It’s that thing that assholes do where they state “I’m an asshole” so that the next time they act like one, a part of your brain says “Well, I shouldn’t get too upset. He did say he was an asshole.” As if that’s an excuse. 

Ta-Nehisi Coates once described that the way he pulled back from football was the realization that Jerry Jones doesn’t actually care about winning.

Bret, invite me to dinner at your house. I will NOT call you a bedbug. I will, however, give you a swirly and bang your wife.