I would frame that email and put it up in my office just like I framed the printout from the College Republicans website at a previous university that declared me a “communist indoctrinator.”

I think you would have difficulty getting 15 seconds into an explanation of social contracts with large sections of this country before you were denounced as a socialist.

Yeah, this is one of those cases where, even as you admit that no, not everything’s a metaphor or a microcosm of some larger zeitgeist . . . this is pretty much a metaphor or microcosm for a larger zeitgeist.

Man, even the Broncos are Elway is crying.

I respect your commitment to big boy accuracy

You have 3 buildings that meet the measurements required to be labeled a skyscraper.  I researched this to make sure of the accuracy, because last time I drove through I thought I saw 4 tall buildings, but only 3 are big boys.  

Maybe, just maybe you shoudn’t write something as dismissive as that under a username like IceeFascism.

I think Drew’s point was that he chose to leave the NFL in what should have been the prime of his career to pursue other, non-football interests. He didn’t keep football as the #1 thing in his life, the way the powers that be want players to do.

But you may have accidentally generated a new meme.

This is precisely why Eisenhower warned us about the Notary-Industrial Complex. 

Thank him for his service.

Very true. My uncle was a notary public. That career is no joke.

I mean, I’m sure they *like* notaries. They fill an important role during the signing of contracts and the like. But I think that liking falls a like short of “hard on.”

shut the fuck up, tomato

“It’s not just a pair of leggings and a sports bra,” she said in a five-plus-minute launch video on the brand’s site.

“I’m just here to own up to [my mistake] and move on.”

Whoa whoa whoa, slow down there buddy! Nobody’s suggesting actual on-field results should matter at all in sports. That would be insane!

A man was choked to death over cigarettes.

The lengths that people will go to to show that they hate us is incredible. I ain’t got shit else to say.

Yep -the players are “greedy” but the owners are all just “businessmen”.