I’d never heard of Dundalk before 5 minutes ago, but I now hate it a lot.

Sir this is a pick-your-own pumpkin patch.

The problem here is this:

As Orwell (or that band that conservatives liked without listening to the lyrics) correctly noted, who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past.

Legitimacy crises are created when the person who did not win the most votes is awarded the presidency, a thing that has happened with the two most recent GOP presidents.

I could probably watch this.

how’d you get Sir Mix-a-Lot’s browser history

there is a famous Dr. King line about the difference between a negative and a positive peace: the absence of visible tension vs. the presence of justice.

Confederate statues - “We need them! We need them as...uh...a constant reminder that slavery is bad! So we can learn from history or something!”

As always, shut the fuck up Tomato.

You are an idiot, and nothing you say has any value to thinking individuals, anywhere, ever.

TBF, I laughed pretty hard at “valid”.

As if you regurgitating rightwing jackoff talking points is worthy of any kind of debate. Honestly now. 

That was a pithier reply than I'd have expected from him, but it's probably not the first time he finished quickly talking about feet.

Her grandmother disagreed.

No... it’s not.

One of the longest-running, most committed trolls I’ve ever seen. Dude’s been around since long before the fall of Gawker, and his shtick used to be creating accounts with the names of different breeds of tomato plants.

The naming scheme has changed a little over the last couple of years, but it’s still the same…

In this particular instance, I could not allow his defense-of-abuse-of-authority-and-power-that-would-make-Toby-Keith-blush bullshit to pass without comment.

Most of the time, I just ignore him—but we’re in a particularly dangerous period in our history, and anyone who tries to make violent, abusive behavior from…

Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…