Purely from an optics perspective, this rebuttal from the GOP would have looked a lot better if their own female minority representatives had issued it.

I cannot wait for the math posts here. TELL ME WHAT HALF OF 23 IS, THE INTERNET

Jesus fucking Christ, are you still here yelling “I’m not owned!!!”?

Shit, I was living in Kenmore Square in 2013 and I didn’t even remember that the Red Sox won that year. 

To paraphrase Septimius Severus’ advice for Marcus Aurelius regarding Commodus “Jerry should have smothered his son with a pillow in his crib”.

THERE IS SO MUCH MORE THAN SOME “LEGITIMATE” CRITICISM OF JERRY FUCKING’S REMY’S SHITTY PARENTING

There is a lot to unpack here and absolutely none of it is worth unpacking.

You’re right, there is a lot on that list that are corrections to previous moral failings of America.

Sort of a tangential rant but one thing I love about reading historical accounts (currently Livy’s the Rise of Rome), listening to podcasts like Mike Duncan’s or Patrick Whyman’s is the ability to gain a frame of reference and perspective on the foundation of America. One of my favorite things that Mike Duncan has…

So his big problem is “oh no! This will make every worker it affects’ lives better but won’t fix everything forever so let’s not do it!” Cool.

Shouldn’t you be off fucking yourself?

But it is fun to experience intellectual laziness in its purest form.

Max Contrarian is a bad person who thinks he’s a smart person.

+1 I LOVE WALTAH!!!

As a Boston Celtics fan I not only like how this clears the water during free agent season for Danny Ainge but I also that they could afford to resign Marcus Smart to smother me with a pillow in my sleep as not doing so is the best free agent pitch Boston has.

He wanted to take more time off but after a week his kid was all “listen mom, this shitheel needs to get the fuck out of the house and go back to work or I will”.

We have something similar where I do laundry, cleaning (sweeping, dusting, windows, bathrooms etc.) while my wife does the cooking. She’s an extremely talented vegan chief whereas I worked as a janitor for 3 years of my high school summer job. Same sort of dynamic with the little ones; I’m on diapers and laundry and…

You must let the world know of my favorite Weird Twitter account, Stealth Mountain (sneak peak correcter)