imagine my third grade teacher would trash me for smashing my index finger in the heavy school door

That’s true. I’d really, really like to get the ip address of the trolls there just so I could ask like a million questions.

By the by, HamNo’s greys are the darkest possible greys on all of Kinja.

This WSJ article was written by “The Editorial Board” who, no joke, have this as their official bio.

Wray quickly added that the narrow focus during the FBI’s probe of the Kavanaugh allegations was “consistent with the standard process for such investigations.”

I’m sure he was “hitting at legends” when Seinfeld invited him onto his Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee. This is such a stupid take and your entire ass is showing.

Also fear. People don’t like change and telling people that this will make things different will get them to irrationally support the status quo.

Ah, so that’s how you sleep at night. Both sides and all that bullshit. Cool, cool. Good luck with that.

Is this your first draft?

Yeah, a small handful of out of touch wealthy people think they can force their will on the majority of underserved urbanites. Sounds real different this time around.

I find it sad that a man who clearly chooses to belive in the Republicans as the party of Constitutional originalism can’t see just how sharply the intent of Madison’s separation of powers have been erroded in the last few years. The executive branch has never, ever been as powerful as it is now. Enough for it to…

Neither was King Louis until they took him out to la guillotine by the National Convention (which incidentally is where we got the terms left and right wing to begin with). Every uprising has been a left wing uprising, including the American one. It hopefully won’t be violent but there will definitely be a day where…

Santa Clause is white. He just is. Thanks Megyn.

Yup. My mom was on the call with my while I had a very similar conversation with both of my parents about Kavanaugh and she said “you have a 1 year-old son now, think about what kind of world you want him to be raised in.” I’ve never told my parents to fuck off, but I would have right then and there if my child wasn’t…

My one question is why he got a “Sully” tattoo in the first place considering that the rest of his life just screams SULLY for him.

Precisely. From the standpoint of many neutral or uninterested observers (which at this point is pretty much the same thing) all they’re see is “woman who sends rapists to jail” and think that everything is above board. I don’t even know what the assholes predisposed to Trump and the GOP will think but it doesn’t…

I wonder if a lot of those types of people are just cowards, looking for something, anything to point at and say “aHA! See! You’re no better than I am!” All in a vain attempt to avoid introspection.

I’m always amazed by the type of person who just can’t wait to get the the comment section of these types of articles so they can detail just how stupid the victim is, hand-wave the predatory nature of the lender/bank/dealership and gush about how they would never have fallen for a scheme like that. I can never tell…

Psssst! Keep this under your hat but I’m starting to think that CAC never really wanted the signatory to ever pay the loan off at all!