What else you gonna do, you know?

We also would have accepted “I will say literally anything you want if you pay me enough money”.

Exactly, just let those Pinkerton Boys do their jobs!

One thing that I like and dislike about their casting process is that they’re willing to put in legwork to comb through NYC comedy clubs and give relatively unknown stand-ups the chance to audition. It’s cool that they’re willing to audition relative unknowns but there’s also not that much diversity in the type of…

That dude’s take is very bland. No paprika!

Someone who believes “think before speaking” is some sort of mind blowing commentary on intelligent discourse is exactly the sort of person who argues “oh, it’s only RAPE if you think it’s RAPE? What about the FACT that you ordered A FANCY SALAD AND WINE?!?!?”

Back in my day, a woman KNEW and EXPECTED a little rape would be involved after sacking a city. We ALL did! Now, things have changed a bit.

There’s always hope, after all they pardoned Dinesh D’Souza!

Seriously. How many 4chan trolls roll through here to carry the GOP’s water just so they can feel like they’re winning at something?

If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were being sarcastic!

It’s the whole “doth protest too much” thing. If one of your selling points is “and he’s totally not attracted to fish at all” then, well...

I honestly wish that we did have a version of the modern British royal family. In theory at least, having a living embodiment of the country and its people that the executive branch leader (PM, President, etc) has to meet with every week and justify their actions to is something I think that would greatly benefit the…

ALSO FUCKING GERMANE

Hey buddy, whatcha doing?

“Every relationship has a power dynamic”. Yeah, my wife was just chewing me out for sleeping with a 20 something intern of mine while I was the sitting POTUS. I guess she’s really the one in charge of this relationship, ammirite guys?

by contrast, every running backs coach I ever knew was a nice dude with a cool girlfriend who would go, like, rock climbing on off days.

As Drew Magary of all people has repeatedly and accurately noted the problem with the Republican party is the fucking people who vote for them. They aren’t as stupid as many people think they are, or at least not as illogical. They are absolutely willing to trade both economic and personal freedom for a sense of…

My mid early 20s were an Odell Beckham catch. If you substitute “patient but concerned dog” for “random woman”. The filming part remains unchanged.

Wait, you’re not a liberal woman? I am SHOCKED to learn this. FUCKING SHOCKED!