Sounds like someone’s trying to get a sensual tongue lashing.

Yeah, I’m pretty excited for tipoff in... 5 hours? What the hell, NBA? I’m drunk now!

I’ve done a lot of work as a video, film, whatever, editor and that this is what bothers me most about these idiotic things. Not the ideas themselves because who among us hasn’t had a stupid, fleeting thought? No. It’s the production values and the hours long editing process that at any single time could have resulted…

I hate myself for following diving through his profile but ShoopDaBoofs is this character IRL.

Not at all, unless there is a corresponding inflationary adjustment for housing, utilities, foodstuff, etc. (which it does not, as it turns out increased overall liquidity in the populous is an economic boon). Now you may feel like your worth in society has been diminished by this reduction in wage gap but that’s on…

Two things. First, this is why many feudal legal systems (and modern ones too) included a usage clause in property claims. If a claimant did not actively make use of the property, even in a nominal manner to acknowledge the claim, then other investors could stake a claim through direct or indirect means. A functional…

I completely understand that bad luck happens to people, but they are the minority of the people I’m talking about.

Hence the “tied to inflation” codicil that proponents of minimum wage increase advance.

Zod’s the type of dullard who would have written in to Bill Watterson, asking for the official rules of Calvinball.

It’s always infuriatingly fascinating to watch someone operate who’s too dumb to comprehend how dumb he is.

Because they have a show to sell. I can tell you right now, if they’d have kicked Tambor’s ass off of this season they’d be talking about how it was an “eye-opening experience”. Or have signed an NDA and it wouldn’t have been on the docket of allowed lines of questioning, fuck if I know actually.

I would love to see the interview process for border patrol candidates. I’m sure it’s not terrifying and the position only attracts fantastic, empathetic morally unimpeachable Americans.

Out of curiosity was it a privetly held company? In general, it takes an unusual amount of prudent oversight for a public company to emphasis longterm stability at the expense of short term stock returns (not that the two are necessarily mutually exclusive).

First, the designs are kinda goofy, with many looking like sneakers you’d buy for a five year-old.

I actually took that story as an example of how raising the minimum wage allows workers more options. If he was going to be stuck making $7.25 an hour, he might as well look around and see if he could do so for a company with a better working environment.

A certain kind of person might be waiting for the Clintons—Hillary in particular—to burst back onto the political scene

Jesus, you’re the exact shitty stereotype of what asshole conservatives think of when they think of shitty, over-controlling, bitchy-ass liberals. Fuck, go learn how to whittle or sail or something.

Yes. Let’s put a bunch of random dogs in a high stress situation and hope none of them do anything aggressive or stupid. What could go wrong?

That’s because people used to be stupid. 95% of teams who go up 2-0 in an NBA playoff series then go on to win the series. Hell the Celtics franchise alone is 37-0 after being up 2 games to none. So, yeah. That’s why.