If anyone knows what’s cool, it’s a huge golf fan.

They are not being murdered.

Ah man, don’t you just hate “certain groups” of people? Why can’t “certain groups” stay on their side of town and leave the rest of us alone ammirite?

Well like 12 people in the back office worked on their shoe apparel deal to specifically allow team branded cleats to be valued at a 1,500% markup so who the fuck is this Zobrist kid to come along and mess with the marketing department?

Let’s start with the fans. They have showed a consistent kind of resilience

Seriously, the fastest way to figure out what a magazine, show, podcast, website, whatever is trying to do is to look only at their advertisers. Gizmodo Media is totally liberally biased, but they’re selling you fucking grills and Bonobos polos and in wall USB chargers, not get rich quick gold schemes or debt…

It’s tomatoface/Hillary troll.

I too have been described as a sloppy bear.

I disagree, I will never understand how tomato troll suckers so many people in, so often.

Philly Bill Simmons! Nice to see ya!

Ah no. No it is not as “equally sucky” to be viewed in the public eye as guilty of sexual assault (with no legal repercussions) as it is to have be sexually assaulted. In no way shape or form is “slandered my good name” the equivalent of “physically assaulted and sexually penetrated me”.

Oh course a Duke official is afraid that teenagers on campus would hear a song called “Get Paid” and start getting ideas. That’s an NCAA violation!

The sky may not have fallen yesterday but here at Fox News, we remain confident that it will fall today.

If LA is still solid red after cuts go into effect, we live in a much crueler dumber world than I suspected.

I’ve been saying that about Breitbart News for years, but they just keep ignoring me.

Shit, you don’t see Al Franken doing literally anything because he was rightfully taken to task, and then out to pasture. Roy Moore is still gnashing his teeth and howling at the moon while Franken just wants to be ignored. Shame is not a bad thing, necessarily. The worst people who do the most harm (like the Trump…

How’s your other basketball team doing?

“If it were still legal, would you own people?” is a question I would love to see this administration answer.

Yes. It’s shocking how well this mismanaged group of idiots is doing if you consider what the boomer GOP’s game is. I honestly don’t know why they kept rolling out functional idiots like GWB and when this works just as well.

1) Don’t fine him in order to not draw too much attention to it