Maybe if they stopped writing about Star Wars, snack food, their fetish for the Japanese, and various other nonsense they would have time to cover actual games.

I know this is a joke, but I still threw up in my mouth a little.

I was commenting on how absurd it is. It’s like complaining that a turn based RPG is turn based. Or that a first person shooter is first person. Or that a platformer has platforms that you jump on.

You really need to learn the difference between objective and subjective.

This is how I play online.

No, I’m not. Movies are becoming less of an art and more of a manufactured product. I’m not going to support that kind of thinking.

Wait, this isn’t satire?

Movies judged on originality, among other things. Restaurants are judged on consistency. Taking it to that extreme breaks the metaphor.

You could rig it yourself.

I’m sure someone will hack in the ability to do this.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a story about a pixel art RPG without someone saying that it looks like it was made with RPG Maker.

The name of their company is awful. I mean, on it’s own, there’s nothing wrong with Pixel Mage, but they write it like Pixelmage.

So you’re mad that the rogue like is rogue like?

Translation: “Hey everybody! I don’t know how start ups or investments work!”

RE4 is like Final Fantasy 7. Both were great games but both turned their franchise in the wrong direction.

The tank controls and fixed camera angles is what made these games great.

You sold Mario Sunshine?

I don’t understand why people hate tank controls. They have a lot of benefits:

4 is a prime example of a good game with the wrong title. It shouldn’t have been called Resident Evil.

You don’t pat them on the back for rehashing the shit again and again either.