Oh, the parent won’t have to go into detail about how Mr Mandingo shoved his 14 inch rod down Cinnamon’s throat...the other kids at school will be more than willing to do that.

That’s not what I said at all, actually. It’s entirely possible to have an OnlyFans account without advertising it to to everyone at your child’s school.

Exactly. It’s K through 12. I guarantee there are teenage boys at that school looking at that only fans account to check out these kids’ mom. She should promote it through more private avenues such as dummy social media accounts.

“Would you believe this halal restaurant wouldn’t let me bring in my own beer!?!?!?”

Frankly, she should take the sticker down if for no other reason than to protect her kids.

It’s a freaken’ Christian one too. It’d be like me getting pissed I’m getting kicked out of a Temple for bringing in a pork sausage.

I am siding with the school on this one. It is not a public school - it is a private school with membership.

Not a fan. It's annoying and any gas saced is offset by the wear and tear.

Just because it’s measureable doesn’t mean it’s meaningful. My wife’s car has it, and over the daily commute (when I borrow it) it always says something like 0.004 gallons saved per direction, so 0.008 per day for the commute. So even if we assume we drive it every single day, it’s a whopping 3 gallons over the entire…

wow - anger issues?

Wow, did your mother invent the start/stop system?

The ratio of how much fuel the Start/Stop system it saves VS how irritated it makes drivers is probably a very interesting Metric. Can you please quantify that for us?

The vlogger in question isn’t actually going to sell the truck

CarMax Won’t Give You MSRP For Your Cybertruck

“They can sell it for $150,000 to $200,000 so fast....”

Listen, I love y’all and this site, but I’m struggling to connect this article to the Jalopnik “Obessed with the Culture of Cars” ethos. Does it have something to do with filling the void of Jezebel after selling it to Paste Media?

Regardless of ownership, that color is freaking spectacular on that car. Not the biggest fan of the white with black seat inserts but it’s a not-so-bad interior on a 10/10 exterior.

You know, Google is free.

and how affordable new cars are for a large segment of buyers.

So they come with the same warranty a new car came with in the Seventies.