sonicalligatour
SonicAlligator
sonicalligatour

You’re insane, Skyfall and Casino Royale were incredible

It’s finally happening!

I look forward to seeing something about this every year for the next 20 years.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation

And it was really fucked up, and this person was married. So it was not good, and so I hold a lot of resentment.

sooooo who’s gonna photoshop a loot cave full of cows?

You know what the best and most subtle bit of feminism in the movie is?

I am fully convinced that this is the best movie made in the past ten years, for a whole slew of reasons. I didn’t even realize what an awesome feminist movie it was until a buddy sent me this link:

Random Fact: Tom Hardy is already signed up to do sequels. I think IMDB said there were going to be 3 more or something like that.

ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ON OUR WAY

I WANT TO BE THE NUX TO ALL YOU PEOPLE’S LADY MOTORCYCLE GANG

I BIND YOU, SONY, FROM DOING HARM. HARM AGAINST OUR TEENAGE SELVES AND HARM AGAINST YOURSELF.

Gee, I wonder why people who work and live in heavily military communities often have an unfavorable opinion of the average servicemember, while people 500 miles from the nearest base whose closest relation to the military is their stepbrother’s nephew who did 18 months in the Coast Guard and got an other than

If you can’t afford to tip appropriately, you can’t afford to eat out.

Rule of thumb: if the taco you’re eating comes in a hard taco “shell” instead of a soft warm corn or flour tortilla that’s not an authentic taco.

I see a lot of landing going on... just with a bit of tipping over at the end. This is the rocket equivalent of landing a plane but then skidding off the end of the runway.

Nah, just one of these and a baseball glove in the correct scale: