And now someone has to find all the tablet pieces.

Covfefe is the new bae

Good times

If pet dragons were a thing, would you get one?

Bolteon

Naming a ship USS Donald J. Trump or USS George W. Bush does not sound quite “badass”

Fake news!

Is Komarov the greatest Finnish agitator of all time?

Is it possible to make a good pizza without pineapple?

Everybody walk the dinosaur

Drone metal?

Add Mark Knopfler’s guitar riffs and boom

Which one is spookier? Amnesia The Dark Descent or SOMA?

Raise your wind spear if you defeated Garuda without anybody dying.

You already know more about ponies than Melanie Trump knows about writing.

Plunger

Stadium full of moths was clearly an omen

THIS WHAT THE FOUNDING FATHERS FOUGHT FOR!