And no Affalterbach fucks were given.

You'd better speak to my colleague, Mr. Doan Giva Dam

The E55 W210 is gross yeah, but the E39.......drool. It's got awesome teutonic/angry chiselled lines, and goes like hell.

Next to a supercharged Elise you would hate everything.

An RS Q3 seems to be a peculiar choice for a rally whip, seeing as it rides on 19+" low profile street tires.

I recognize that they bowed out and all that, but the C-Class, 3-Series, and A4 also did miserably on the test.

Now if only they had those special Kumho tires, all that smoke could smell like lavender!

I wish I were DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

I agree with you but ugh, for the love of god don't preface your opinion with "as a automotive ____________"

huh? I luvvvvv the RS6. well yeah I haven't driven it. But it's my dream car. It's got more than enough soul for me, just not for Mike here.

Well damn. I want the gene pool that produced a gearhead and a superhuman daughter.

I expect it takes a Ford 6.2L V8 for you to characterize something as having "soul."

I don't see the point of this video - cool footage of some beautiful powerwagens aside, the outcome wasn't surprising in the slightest.

That's what I thought first but the rear window area is too rounded and bulky, so prob a Panther car

And annoyingly, we were only fed crappy domestic wagons. We had the Volvo V40/50 and V70 and everything before that, the BMW E46 and the 5 series Tourings, Mercedes E Class and W203 wagon, the 1990s Camry wagon, the Volkswagen Passat and Jetta wagon (which was admittedly rubbish)....

Good luck with the insurance, chump.

The 3.6L V6

You should note that the Passat only gets < 29 mpg in V6 guise. The diesel gets 40 or 43 while the 2.5L I-5 gets 31 or 32. Obviously not that impressive when a Corvette can hit 29, but still.

Than a 3 year old car? Hooray?

In my case, you call him the guy who cross shopped a 2004 S60 with a 2004 9-3, saw the Saab's interior, and promptly bought the Volvo.