I think I need to stop going online – it’s become far to stylish to take a huge dump on some of the best shows over minor quibbles and personal preference. 

Honestly? The most effective method will be to stay away from io9.

Canada calling: We arrested the CFO of Huawei for you guys and this is how you repay us?

I would submit that really the most effort-intensive step is the orange peel. Is the orange fresh and clean? Careful: peel off just the right size strip. Now your fingers are sticky, so wash your hands again.

No secrets here. She’s been on the talk show circuit for her new book and has said (rightly) that Trump’s rhetoric has endangered her family, and she’ll never forgive him for it.

“...and, if we’re being necessarily harsh here...”

“...Bringing End To Generations Of War Between Our Great Nations”

I’ve always loved Signs. It still freaks me out when I watch it. I adore the soundtrack. And in an era of horror films which enforce claustrophobia through the use of nausea-inducing “found footage” shakeycam nonsense, Signs’ simplified approach is a breath of fresh air.

Margo Martindale’s perfect “No” when Paige asks about Gorbachev

Second instance? Jalopnik has a short memory it seems.

He AIN’T no coward! You take that back!

Re: materials upgrade: I wonder if someone might be able to figure out how to use some kind of graphene-structured material...