omg i want more pets so bad. my bff and her mom and ladydog came up to maine to visit w me, my mom, and my lady dog. our dogs hadn't met and mine can be a fucking pill, especially about her own "property". they were bff so fast. they would cuddle and hang out and run around for hours and for four days they refused to…

This may or not be helpful and was labeled by my friends as a serial killer with no emotions. Before I got married when I went through a break up I would bounce back in the same day. I was like, "Bitch I'm fabulous!" complete with hair flip and runway strut. Sometimes I would think about the person but immediately…

Yes! We need a pet cuddling thread! Here are my two boys :)

Copying from GT, because I find the responses so encouraging; here's to healing:

LOOK AT MY SPOONING PUPPIES YOU GUYS!!

Relationships? They've all lasted around six months longer than they should have.

Here's a question: Does anyone get repulsion?

Something tells me the conversation and reaction to all of this would be preeeetty different if the anti-vaxxers currently spreading horrible diseases around the country were poor and brown instead of rich and white. Instead of "personal belief exemptions" we'd have kids getting ripped from their parents by CPS,…

Fuck all of this. It's time for school districts to put on their big folks pants, stop kowtowking to anti-science nutbars and eliminate personal belief exemptions. Your stupid, ignorant-ass beliefs should not be imposed on your children and endangering others. If we can force Jehovah's Witnesses and Christian…

This is the best story I got:

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

As someone about to start disability leave because i am SUICIDAL I say fuck this fucking guy.

I don't know. As a woman who derives her worth from being told she's beautiful, missed connections are great. I checked regularly for ten years and then bam, one day there was a missed connection for a bbw in a dress and boots wearing hoop earrings at bingo. I got like a month's worth of self esteem out of it.

The way the media's talking (while simultaneously NOT talking) about how Bruce Jenner might be transitioning is so gross and fascinating to me in the same way that the media's way of talking (while simultaneously NOT talking) about Kristen Stewart's alleged bisexuality is so gross and fascinating. The implied message…

I don't disagree with what you are saying, but I think you are underestimating women, because we actually really do spend a lot of time protecting ourselves in these situations. Women are pretty used to protecting themselves the best ways they know how, whether they are comfortable with weapons are not. So when a…

Definitely do this. Having a gun is really helpful when you are reading message boards (you can use the barrel to type all sorts of badass responses) and for answering the door when the Domino's guy arrives with a threatening pizza.

Sent from my iGun 5

I should be more specific here. The word "marriage" means to wed two people together as one. They're using the word and pretending it can mean whatever they want it to mean. That's mockery.