Ah, yes, Porta Potty blue.

After the game, Odell Beckham Jr. told reporters that he was more concerned with Humphrey’s erection during the play, as well as his own.

In 1965 I hitchhiked from Harpur College to Cornell to see the Rolling Stones at Barton Hall. We got there early so to kill time we went to the Cornell/Columbia football game. At halftime the Columbia band performed before the BIG RED BAND came on. Their theme was a typical Saturday night at college. I remember they…

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

There’s a very simple reason why McQueary didn’t go to the cops right away: sometimes when we see things that go against our pre-existing beliefs, our brains work their asses off to come up with reasoning. McQueary respected Sandusky as a football coach and seeing him rape a child was outside of what he expected. So…

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

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Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

You sweet summer child. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Whenever I see pictures from this shitshow I am hearing the following:

You could have made up a couple names in there and I would not have questioned it. 

“An official wasn’t paying attention when there was a violation against one of our student-athletes? We get that; it happens.”

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

I bet he used to pull this shit all the time with that robot in SpaceCamp.

First time saying this: thank god I’m too old to give a shit.

Pfft. Arrogance and grifting are the backbone of the evangelical movement.  Nothing’s going to happen to him unless he’s caught with a dead girl or a live boy.

It’s extremely frustrating how if anyone takes any stance on firearms other than completely unfettered access to every firearm ever conceived, you are “ANTI-GUN.”